Save the quality lines for the quality opposition. Don’t waste gold on Sacramento!

Nah, I think he has better lines.

I’m no expert, but that Steph Curry guy might be a pretty good NBA player.

highlight truthers

I gotta say, I don't understand what kind of special insight a Boston columnist brings to the table on this topic. And, really, he’s just saying what everyone already says about Mark Jackson.

My mom won’t let me.

What’s changed, I think, is that we as a society have undergone a (long overdue) sea change in how we view crimes against women. We’ve still got a long way to go, but I think (hope) we’ve passed the tipping point, and we no longer dismiss such claims so easily, nor do we so readily give the benefit of the doubt to men…

Try to read that without compulsively stroking your chin in a display of deep contemplation. You can’t!

Je suis la Tour Eiffel du Jambon.

I bet he still believes in God, though.

“How is this news?” says guy who clicks on news article.

Rondo shouldn’t have said that. The NBA suspended him. Good.

Very disrespectful by Rondo. “Maricón” is the appropriate term in this situation.

oh no, just wait until Rajon learns the truth about his rollerskating pals

Even feminist culture warriors need that sweet clickbait money!!!

Alternate Fox News Headline:

Look how fucking fast he gets that shot off! They don’t have time to hit him.