If I or the AI did this in NBA2K16, Id go into options and fiddle with the sliders for a more realistic game. This is fucking ridiculous.

Uh...it’s 2015?

At least he shot his load away from the ref, instead of on him.

Everyone got on Chad Johnson’s case, and those Bengals teams sucked ass.

Robert Flores will likely be disciplined for saying true thing

To be fair, nobody gives a flying fuck about the Chiefs even though they’re a likely wild card team, while the Panthers are 10-1 and Super Bowl bound barring any catastrophes.

The first step is acknowledging that you’re a heckler. We’re here for you, we’ll help you get better. Someday you will be a classy guy.

Steph’s the best player in the world right now. But honestly, I thought Jimmy Butler was the best player in the game last night.

Sir, just please calm down and we’ll get off your lawn.

“I didn’t even know he played for the Kings”. Whaaaaat. That’s like the only placed he really played, man.

“Travel”

No one’s at fault, though. It was inci-dental contact.

Also, while they’re a young team, they’re clearly not in his age range.

How was arkham knight on pc? I enjoyed it on console.

Sometimes, if I’m not careful at my computer, I yank love onto my feet.

To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

I don’t know that “brain surgeon” is quite the synonym for “intelligent” that you think it is.

That’s a grade-A coup-de-grace by Jones there. “Motherfucker, we’re doing THE SAME THING right now.”

Gil’s writing is the only crime I can see. I had to re-read most sentences two times to understand what he was saying.

Tagged as Jalopnik and on the Jalopnik front page eh? That's odd. I can't even figure out how this even in the most intengiable way would relate to the "cult of cars". Oh wait, it doesn't, and it's just the money grabbing cocksuckers at Gawker over-posting to get more clicks and this money.