You weren't safe anywhere in the RE: Outbreak games. Regular zombies could open doors to get to you, even in save rooms.

This sentiment is real. As angry as Bush made me, we are witnessing something much more sinister, and I'm shocked at how I would feel relief if we could switch this administration out for a 3rd Bush term right now. I lived it so I know how to survive it. The devil you know, and all.

I don't know the reference, but no, it was literally hours post inauguration. He rescinded the homeowners stimulus almost immediately. The very first thing he did was hurt the middle class and the very people that voted for him (not that they will ever realize that).

I still think "Carl Poppa" from the Walking Dead BLR is still their best song.

They should have saved the Rickroll to first happen in this episode. It would have been killer.

I guess they didn't get far. They probably should have shuffled the scenes a bit, to maybe have the scene with Kyle and Ike in the church early in the episode, THEN have them getting chewed out at home. It would have kept more continuity.

It was absolutely intentional. The same poses, the way their hands and elbows were drawn, some verbatim or near-verbatim phrasing. Even Butters sounded like he was doing a vocal Linus impression.

That's because there's no way to satirize it. When the Simpsons did their "President Trump" gag 16 or so years ago, it's because they literally couldn't think of someone more ridiculous. Now, we're living that nightmare of extreme, hyperbolic ridiculousness where the worst-case scenario is no longer hyperbole but our…

It shouldn't have been close. Not at all. But so far in my life, I've never seen anyone who didn't excite their base win a presidential election. Any candidate I've seen where the base was more voting AGAINST the opponent than FOR their candidate has lost (going back the last couple elections, people weren't voting…

That's a good point. She was only decimated if you look at the outdated Electoral College. It's very worth mentioning that a system that only relied on popular vote (like other nations) would have Clinton as President-Elect today. So it's important to know that we're not in a country that is a lost cause of hatred and…

Sorry for the late reply, as I don't log into Disqus too much anymore. But people that have grown up with a particular movie generally abhors the thought of remaking/rebooting it.

Are you guys still confused as to how this happened? I voted for Hillary, but when this happened, I needed answers about how everyone was wrong. The first thing is that the Confirmation Bias echo chamber Blue State communities have created for themselves have completely missed taking the temperature of the nation.…

It's just specious logic. Someone can abhor the idea of tossed-off sequels and remakes but, at the same time, be completely unaware of the original/fresh movies that are underpromoted. You can also hate the idea that a beloved movie is being remade but rarely ever make it out to the movies anyway, which is pretty much…

The tone of this article is pretty abhorrent. It assumes that no young people have bought a PC in the last couple years and that everyone under 40 uses MacBooks.

Also in being 1996—what did everyone think of Weezer's new song? The lyrics are basically an apology for everything Weezer's done since the '90s, but the music sounds like everything they've done since.

I know I'll get flamed for this, but I really enjoyed the new Presidents of the United States of America and 311 albums.

There's a '90s movie where Steven Seagal was a Native American mystic, ass-kickin' cop in Alaska, I think. I saw it in the theater and I just don't remember anything else about it.

This was done…and poorly.

Phil Collins - Easy Lover

Rick Derringer - Real American (aka: Hulk Hogan's WWF theme.)