“Korgan the Child Eater hasn’t eaten any children lately so we believe he does not present a sufficient threat to continue to be banned from the preschool playcenter.”

This article is written from the point of view of someone who lives in a dense city.

Ha! I’m a little embarrassed for you. You want to throw out a “that’s not a real truck” insult and then claim that any short bed or stepside is ideal? Even as a kid in the 80s, I noticed all the short bed trucks were driven by high schoolers or the party dudes with mullets. They typically weren’t for people that used…

I think it’s about the capacity to haul more people. If you have two kids and two parents, you only need two rows. But if you have three and you need to haul friends and relatives too - you can. And if you don’t need to haul them, you’ve got a lot of space for luggage, groceries, pets, sports equipment and so on.

Trump may own 90% of TMTG’s shares, but I’d bet anything you care to name that he doesn’t have any of his own money in it. Not only does he not care what happens to it, he would be over the moon if it died after he left. That would just confirm to him how important he is and there is NOTHING on this earth he likes…

If he admitted that he believed that tweets affect stock prices, it would basically demonstrate willful negligence and they could start cutting checks to investors with “extra zeros courtesy of punitive damages” in the memo line.

Maybe not even a frozen banana stand...

What about WTF and JRE? I think they’ve both been game changers in the cultural penetration of podcasts.

I’m surprised you didn’t include Joe Rogan and began with...love him or hate him, you can’t deny that Joe Rogan....

It’s the calories. It’s always the calories. It’s always been the calories. It’s always gonna be the calories. There are no magic diets. The Boring Company is not building a Hyperloop so you can skip all the traffic on the weight loss highway. With a very few exceptions that are almost certainly not you, if you want…

Anecdote...data...etc.

Those lousy lying republicans think we’re coming for gas stoves! Can you believe it? What a ridiculous paranoia they’ve been selling.

How much does a home charging station install cost?
How much electricty would an average user use to charge the car yearly?

Why the hell would you NOT carry comp on a car with enough value someone may need a loan on it? 

Ah yes, the evil boogeymen of the American Academy of Pediatrics.  Follow the money, sheeple.

I’m not, because cheaper, less aggressive interventions haven’t been working and allowing obese children to become obese adults costs more in the long run. A lot more.

It’s a misconception that widening roads doesn’t improve traffic.

How could we forget After Dark???

This last one isn’t so much a hack as an oft-repeated platitude: “It’s not a diet, it’s a lifestyle change.” If you’re trying to lose weight, please do not make this a lifelong process.