I mean if you were found innocent of crime and the police had it, you’d want it back too, right? Let’s be real here.

That isn’t an assault rifle. Assault Rifle has technical requirements that it wouldn’t meet (generally just requiring it to be a rifle that has selective fire between atleast semi-automatic and some form of automatic fire).

How out of touch do you have to be to find that a crappy interior 🙄

One assumes that the author is not offering medical advice over the internet...
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One assumes that the author is not offering medical advice over the internet...
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that would make too much sense, so no, denied.

Three masks per adult, but no communication between pharmacies to see if you’ve already had your three, I’d be willing to bet.

They should just include the masks with the COVID tests!

Well, he’s getting exactly what he wanted.  I’ve seen this all over the place in the last week or two. Now to learn that not all press is good press.

How can you know the “best” probiotics, when researchers don’t even know if they are beneficial, and if they are beneficial, which ones or how much someone should take?

How can you know the “best” probiotics, when researchers don’t even know if they are beneficial, and if they are…

You’re a doctor?

You’re a doctor?

“In season one, Kat offered one of the most realistic depictions of a Gen Z teenager.”

The 16 year old who is fin-domming on a cam site is “one of the most realistic depictions of a Gen Z teenager?”

Almost all squeaky floors are caused by the subflooring lifting slightly from the joists so that when you walk over it the nails push in and out of their holes. Soap in the cracks is not going to help that even a little, it’s not even going to reach where the squeak is, but on the upside you’ll have moist soap jammed…

um.....Shawshank? 

The whole point of boxes is to be able to stack things neatly to organize. It’s hard to neatly stack trash bags and coats stuffed with clothes.

How does asking people to wear a mask “control the populace”?  Was I out of my own control any time I wore a mask?

You are aware that there are multiple religions that prohibit shaving, yes? There are also methods to masking up securely with your beard intact (e.g. Singh Thatta Technique).

If you are white sure, but beards are an important part of many cultures of BIPOC.

Hello white privilege, is that you?

“trendy douche”

It took me way too long to figure out he was spraying the porch with gas as opposed to hosing it down water to freeze so some Home Alone hijinks could ensue. I’m not sure the actuality was much better to be honest.