I always thought windows phones looked cool. You know, cause the squares. But I could never get myself to bite the bullet.

I really only use it to search for simple things like “What is the population of Kairo” and she will then respond with something like local chiropractors. 

I haven’t used Cortana yet but my Windows 10 PC which I almost never use thinks my name is “uninstall” so I’m guessing it’s horrible.

The iPhone is otherwise great in a lot of ways. I’m only complaining about Siri.

Wow, it must have been really bad before.

She does sometimes activate when I say something that sounds like “Siri.”

Say what you wish about Skynet, but it would never give someone optometrist offices when asked “Where is the nearest gas station?”

It’s been how many years? One would think Siri would be “better” by now.

The only thing she does well is her witty responses when you cuss at her, which makes uncles around the world think she is amazing.

Yes, I recently switched to an Iphone and I was shocked that people like Siri. She is worse than useless

Siri is the worst.

Does it really matter when you have men “throwing haymakers” at women?

Gawker is basically my greatest fear (stepping on a spider and having thousands of tiny baby spiders erupt and attack me) incarnate.

Confession - I once had nitrous on my 95 Accord. It was often known to beat Civic Si’s.

COTD

I can’t stop looking. I may be secretly in love.

Agreed. COTD

I’m sure he needed a Bath after he crapped his wetsuit.

He should have just waved as it went by.

While I personally would not be in a polygamist marriage, I fully support consenting adults to enter into polygamist marriages.