I can’t believe “lying bitch that just wants attention” wasn’t a legitimate, professional diagnosis. Maybe we should stop reinventing “hysteria” every generation or so.

reading things like this makes me glad we are making this planet uninhabitable for humanity. We’ve just fucked up everything.

Agreed. Way too much emphasis is placed on blood as some kind of unbreakable bond, but it only means what you let it, nothing more.

It took me a long time to realize that titles like husband, brother, father, uncle, aunt, mother, sister, etc. a are exactly that: a word. That’s it.

But you think people should take lectures from you? Because your country is such a shining example of democracy? If you can’t see what’s comical about that then there’s no helping you. What’s more you don’t even seem to understand how the British monarchy works. Is the King elected? No, that’s the point of kings. The…

You might want to check with citizens of countries that British monarchy has claimed as part of their empire over the centuries.

Yes, the people in America control who the head of government is. We elected Donald Trump, then threw him out of office when we decided we didn’t like what he was doing.

I think you meant “Inbred” Monarchy.

If that rationale stands true, britons should not bother to foam at the mouth about Americans, Trumpism or anything else really. You dont live there, why care right? It is a stupid ideology—especially when all of British colonial history was about “getting involved” in places that they did not necessarily live in. We…

Yes, and it is embarrassing for them.

Yes, and the fact that all those countries still have inherited monarchies is cringe as fuck.

Now if Depp could just disappear from public life as well.

I would invest money into a browser filter that blocks all Emrata-based content.

Jesus, this writing. I came in here to make a pretty milquetoast reaction I had already written in my head (“I’m not exactly an Alec Baldwin fan, but the man has been through some shit, so I’ll give him a pass on this.”). But this kind of column on an easily made mistake (he has seven children under ten and an adult…

So good chunk of Europe should be ashamed?

I guess for the same reason the rest of the world feels free to shit on US politics? Yeah it’s fucked up and embarrassing at times but it’s our fucked up mess so MYOB.  

A good chunk of Europe should absolutely be ashamed. 

No. 1: That in the year 2023, a country has an inherited monarchy. Britons should be embarrassed and ashamed of their backwards ways.

Sometimes (Jezebel, not just Ms. Heinrichs) your writing is just kind of gross. Talking about a woman’s potentially dicked-down glow...ffs. Aren’t y’all embarrassed occasionally?

“Apparently, Kim Kardashian could leave reality television and be ‘just as happyʼ practicing law full time.”