I only saw clips here and there of the trial, but how did he age a decade since then? 

He’s definitely giving us “middle aged lesbian” vibes. KMart Linda Perry.

No joke; I spotted Johnny in that pic and thought it was my mom’s aging hippie friend Patty who lived next door to us when I was ten years old. Honestly, still looking and I can barely tell the difference.

Simple solution here, delete your Twitter app. Ignore tweets in media posts. Twitter is dead.

Right? If you want to talk about how unfair life is, Matthew Perry has been given several plum, high-profile opportunities, despite being a flop in everything except Friends.  

I might be misreading here but...

God spare me the ramblings of yet another entitled mediocre white man. I read the most poignant tweet yesterday and wish I could tell you who wrote it but it essentially said it took $9M for Perry to get off drugs but we’re all wondering why the people in Appalachia can’t get it done. The actual nerve of this guy. 

How did Matthew Perry Break up Julia Roberts? Good to see she’s reconstituted herself.

This level of anger on the dearth of true artistry & fine acting in the world coming from the most forgettable member of Friends sure is something.

I mean, you’d hope it would just be the two of you over coffee, but I’m betting you end up in a meeting with a room full of municipal waste disposal employees. There can never be too many voices when talking about that pea-sized bit of tissue.

“Party of small government,” people!? So small, it now forces its way into your medical examination room!? 

Is this the stupid bint who spread the disease by cuddling the birds? If so - fuck her.

the world’s phoniest, most obnoxious and overblown talk show host has thoughts on what’s beneath coverage in the NY Times, and shocker, it just so happens to cast him in a bad light LOL.  have we decided which country gets custody of him when he quits his job?

You have no talent, James. I have yet to meet a single real person who thinks you have talent (and I live in Britain!). Everyone who likes Gavin and Stacey likes it in spite of you, not because of you. Just be quiet.

*sigh*

It seems like perhaps his concept of what’s “beneath him” is the whole problem.

Forget salad.  That poor Olivia Wilde looks like she’s hungry.  I’ll be happy to buy her a steak.

Angelina, Amber, Olivia...I see a pattern here.

I think I’m getting snow-blind from the whiteness

Isn’t the nanny also a woman? If she was promised severance pay and wasn’t given it, what recourse does she have if not from the public eye? What rights does she have when she’s working for two abusive employers who have significantly more power than she does?