@legendnthemaking: By giving us stuff like Race to Witch Mountain or The Tooth Fairy?

Here's my attempt

Would be playing Black Ops if it didn't break my PS3. I would just buy a new slim, but I have one of the old 80GB models, and would hate to lose the PS2 capabilities, so I'll probably just end up having Sony rape my wallet.

Reminds me of how if you typed "Teleporter" in Scribblenauts you were taken to 5th Cell and they all tried to kill you.

Wasn't the game also set between the first two films? Where does this fall in relation to that? Or will this retcon the game?

@GamerKT: She's so shallow she can't even tell you and your twin apart!

@King of Madness: She's not invisible, just intangible.

@KaMai: Hey, if they build a mosque then we wouldn't have to worry about radical Islamics attacking anywhere near there. They'd be too afraid of damaging the mosque!

That kid better keep a close eye on his dad. One day his dad might promise to play at the arcade with him then disappear for 20 years.

@Vecha: Kotaku Friends work like the Stock Market: True, True...

@Vecha: Kotaku Friends work like the Stock Market: It's just a teaser. All they really need to do is put out a video with the Lambda sign and that could count.

So it's bridging the gap between the two games? I hope it explains why his voice changed!

Hey, at least this is better than the MW2 map packs. This time you're actually getting 5 new maps and not 3 maps + 2 you've already played to death.

@Dex-Starr: What? In the trailer for Arkham City they had Strange saying he knew Batman's identity.

@DreamDevice: They've already remade Chrono Trigger though...

@King of Madness: Some Atari game already had the name Starfox trademarked in Europe.

every PS3 you see pictured above has had its Blu-ray drive functionality removed.

@zeenit: Don't forget Phalanx

@HarveyX: Because they would prefer they be added in Super Street Fighter IV Championship Edition.