you'll never get people to stop lying to strangers when it's in their self interest.

got drunk, and ended up making out with some random girl who gave him a blow job

I'd come home and cry.

full of deeply needy people in some ways.

(See Sarah Palin suddenly wear an enormous Star of David necklace…)

Ghost her.

She hasn't been inappropriate with him since we got together, but I think that's only because I am like a freaking guard dog when she is around!

anyone else have a small, on the cheap type wedding?

Come m'lady come come m'lady.

U need a hug?

he's shut shaming

Well, because he lived a cross the street from me, technically I was living in Crazytown.

I'm sorry.

Is she wearing a white velour Juicy track suit? She seems a bit manic; kind of the opposite of Nigella's calm sexy vibe.

Flavortown

Jezzus what a lying sack of shit. Sociopaths are particularly adept at lying.

I did a double take at her parents encouraged it. What the everloving fuck?

Well, I was cheating on my girlfriend with her best friend, but mostly because I thought my girlfriend was cheating on me

Just put it on his wall.

Smug assholes assume female friends don't tell each other freaking everything