“the guy tries to get what [he] wants; the woman’s job is to fight him off.” The inability to fend off Gable’s advances constituted a failure on her part — not Gable’s.

I need to go steal my dolls back from my nieces and recreate Bitch Better Have My Money ASAP.

Perhaps a guest post at some point in the future? Also, there’s a blowjob book written by gay guys that was pretty popular about 10 years ago if you’re interested!

Or the recent trend of people whose version of Eat Pray Love (barf) is Drink Strip Get Arrested. The number of people flashing their asses at sacred sites or injuring/killing themselves in intoxicated and completely avoidable ways is growing and it’s not a good thing. Say what you want about Gilbert’s entitlement and…

I was at a party where a woman had just returned from India and said “It was inspiring because they’re poor, but they’re so joyous in their poverty.” I didn’t slap her but I wanted to.

Name-dropping and place-dropping just isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, according to what my friend Vince Vaughn told me when I ran into him in Barcelona.

Today, I traveled to the kitchen. Despite its insouciant messiness, it has a kind of grace, plus hash browns! Then, I “caravanned” to a child’s bedroom (mine) where I was both transported back to my childhood and also felt really old. I draped a quilt over the bed in a careless manner before stumbling to the place I…

I don’t know if I agree with this. Some people love to travel as a hobby. How is it different than having a friend who talks about/posts on social media all the time about sports or tv shows or comic cons?

• Spend a little time focusing on his frenulum, which is the seam on the underside of his penis. For many men, this is the most sensitive area. Make your tongue pointy, and lick up and down or side to side.

yeah, NEVER go down on somebody who won't kiss you afterwards.

This is how I talk about my travels:

How would you feel watching your partner leap up right after you were finished, and try to get rid of your juices as quickly as possible?

Whatever, maybe I’m alone here but I’m absolutely interested in other people’s travel stories and pictures, and am not shy about sharing my own in a contextually appropriate way. I get that not everyone can/wants to travel- I grew up in a world where you maybe go to Europe once in your life. As an adult, I found I…

But it can be awesome for both! Two tips (hehe): the receiver does everyone involved the favour of being squeaky-clean from the shower. And, the giver wears a latex glove- one with a nice tight fit- nicely lubed for entry. Snapping on said glove with a wicked grin can be part of foreplay.

We are going through this right now in RI, the minor league team wants to move 5 miles from Pawtucket to downtown providence, and asked the state for $120 million over 30 years. They had the balls to say the stadium would be built with no public funds, because the owners would pay $85million to build it, but then…

I live in Seattle. I love basketball to the point where I consider it my favorite sport. But if Seattle/King County put it to a vote, I would vote against public financing for an arena, because there are other things I love more than basketball, like cities with good infrastructure and responsibly spent tax dollars on…

That’s business though. If they want to move to LA, let them. But don’t force taxpayers to pay for a stadium, that really only makes profit for the owner. Having a major league team doesn’t turn a city into a tourist attraction, it doesn’t make the majority of your populace more successful, and taxpayers shouldn’t…

This new formula of “Just Let John Oliver Explain It” is working out well for you guys. I suggest using it even more.

She doesn’t blame them in the article though. At the end of it there’s this quote from her: “One of the things I’ve tried to do with every bystander is let them know it’s not their fault,” she says. “I also have to not blame myself for what happened to them. We are all victims of what Kim did.”

Joan and Cherie both say they weren’t there. The story about Cherie supposedly being there and laughing is what gives me pause, because with Cherie’s history it seems so unlikely....