I have a similar NYC picture - I’m there quite frequently for work and because my daughter is in school in the city, but my mom hadn’t been there since her honeymoon, 48 years ago, so we did a lot of touristy things (including my mom leaving her phone in a cab - sigh). We took a boat tour that was nearly completely…

Preferably with the selfie stick itself.

The worst: I was there this weekend. Tourists AT GROUND ZERO, smiling, with selfie sticks. I came this close to slapping a teenage girl who was taking a selfie right on the memorial - all smiles and checking her hair in her phone before the pic. Just so sad and so disrepectful.

Back in my day they were eloquently called self portraits. Oh wait, that was 3 years ago. Now I can’t do self portraits in the same vein as Cindy Sherman, they’re just selfies and that just seems so informal..

My best friend and I just spent infour days New York City and until now I thought nobody actually used selfie sticks. Oh, how wrong I was. We took a photo of a guy using one to put in our scrapbook. We also had a hard time getting a shot of the Imagine mosaic because every idiot with a selfie stick wanted to jump in…

You know, back in my day, we used to take pictures of other people......

I go to the parks almost every weekend whenever I see one of those sticks my urge is to take it from the dipshit that’s holding it and hit him/her over the head with it. It must be a million times worse for those who work there.

I was at Disneyland a couple of weeks ago and was so discouraged at the amount of selfie sticks. And then, on the Pinocchio ride (yes, I totally waited in line to ride it), a Grandma got out of the carriage to take pics, and the operator had to shut the whole thing down! I mean, she wasn’t using a stick, but it’s this…

They just announced that all selfie sticks are banned in WDW and I AM SO HAPPY. SO. HAPPY. Those things are a menace.

It’s possible to build resistance if you masturbate with a vibrator too often. Usually when I feel that happening, I’ll just stop for a few days, maybe a week, give my cooch a break, and the sensitivity will reboot so to speak. I have carpal tunnel, and I face the same issue - my hand starts to cramp and tense up…

Vanessa, thanks for the remark about the average length of time it takes women. I’ve always thought it takes me “too long” but it sounds like I’m pretty much on the normal track!

I was widowed 6 years ago so my Hitachi Magic Wand is my frind. It works just as well for me now as it ever did, so, no, I don’t think you’ll need a stronger vibrator as time goes on. You may have to try several before you find the one that’s right for you. I find the descriptions and reviews at Good Vibrations quite…

Yup. We don’t swim in your toilet. Please don’t crap in our pool.

Thanks, Jolie! Finally excited about a summer with six weddings.

I wanted to say Phyllis as well, but I was blanking on how to spell Schlafly and I refuse to have that on my Google search history if I drop dead.

Lisa Ann would be more articulate taking a pop quiz on foreign relations with a cock in her mouth than Sarah Palin would be with a week to work on “How do you order food from a minimum-wage employee at Chipotle?” or “Describe one thing Ronald Reagan got wrong”.

Pretty sure Lisa Ann is way more articulate and has a better handle on the important issues than SP.

Fox will be replacing her with her pornstr doppleganger (Lisa Ann) who portrayed her in the classic ribald tale “Who’s Nailin’ Pailin?”