I LIKE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG POPE-A

I need a gif of the Pope Mobile slowly bringing the Vatican into the 21st century.

Nope.

is it disrespectful to say that this Pope is dope?

I’m not even remotely religious but Pope Francis is killing it in the papal game. Like he has got the pope game on lock.

How old? I have a s.5 yr old who laughed thru Paul Blart

Just because she doesn’t have an agent, doesn’t mean she doesn’t get scripts. And just because she receives scripts, doesn’t mean she’s auditioning for anything. As a matter of fact, without an agent, the word might not get out that she doesn’t want to act, and she’d be even more likely to see scripts for shitty…

The same target audience for Entourage in 2015

Pfft. People always say that, but I bet she also works out A LOT.

At this point I think Adam Sandler might just be a jizz crusted sock from some MRA dude bro’s masturbatory habits that became sentient because life starts at ejaculation.

Yes, Hollywood can suck. But without it we wouldn’t have this

Here’s Chrissy Teigen eating spaghetti in her bed on a yacht.

And so are the girls.

Ugh. I get that from people at work constantly. (I’m a corrections nurse.) “I can’t believe your man lets you work here.”

“The great thing about the Hamptons is that you really can live in the Hamptons and not live in the Hamptons in the Hamptons way.”

I want to give you ALL the stars for this comment. I could not have said it better.

Same here. Once, while waiting to cross the street at 8 mos pregnant, a guy sidled up to me and told me I was lookin’ foine! (I can deal.) Then he asked me if my “baby daddy was taking care of me” while slowly looking me up and down. I have never been so thankful to see a walk sign...

Yup. Been there, done that.

satire

my headline? “i thought my giant pregnant lady belly would act as a shield against men. nope.”