I wasn’t even born when Woodstock happened but even I knew that Woodstock and Farrah Fawcett were totally different decades, girl.

I used dandelions to make flower crowns for the little girl I nannied for. She looked so cutteeeee

I KNOW sixth grade me on the playground is just laughing it up rn b/c this is how you make a flower crown and deep down everyone knows it.

“The flower crown represents an attitude you don’t have to work to cultivate, easily discarded at the end of the day.”

Maybe not, since I didn't say anything about Obama phones and gay sex

Huckabee told Megyn Kelly that even though Josh confessed to his crimes, he could not be tried for them now and that bringing the molestation charges out was all about pushing the liberal agenda and punishing the Duggars.

i like to think of it as “God’s pink cavern”

her poor, poor vagina.

Lobotomy patient or fundamentalist christian?

How does one have the look of fear, adoration, and emptiness in one expression? It’s sad and creepy at the same time.

Interesting that he’s still willing to put himself on national TV defending these people while his campaign staff scrubs their endorsement from his website. Don’t worry, Huck, we won’t forget.

As a liberal, I can confirm that our favorite activity (besides buying lobster with food stamps and having abortions) is child molestation. My family has a reunion every year just to make sure we all get a shot.

“pssst. hey michelle, i have poop in my hand right now”

Huckabee, give me one instance where a liberal molested some kids and it wasn’t a big deal.

Being pro-choice and pregnant is not hypocritical. What is hypocritical is having an abortion and still being anti-choice. Like someone I know. And probably many others.

It’s not clear if Goldberg knows that NARAL doesn’t advocate for mandatory abortions;

I mean, they think it’s a euphemism for abortion. Pro-abortion. Like how I think life is a euphemism for birth’em, then starve’em and deny’em healthcare.

They seem to blank out by the time they hit the “choice” part of ‘pro-choice’. Their minds replace it with WE HATE BABIES.