That night she showed up on my porch screaming, crying, and generally acting like a lunatic ex-gf from a bad TV movie

When did Whoopi turn into Andre Leon Talley, caftan and all. Hey Mr Kanye.

Screw Etsy and Capitalism, here’s an open source hex: the Freezing Hex.

Yes, but I’m more of a Fage girl.

Why must everything include sex

Yea I think this would have been overboard regardless of gender. It’s kinda creepy. I mean, it’s yogurt. Does yogurt really need to be sexy?

Chobani is the biggest seller in yogurt in the US because Walmart.

At my yoga studio, the teacher open the front and back door to get a cross breeze (oppossed to AC). A neighborhood cat (Gary?) would wander in, hang out and eventually sleep on the pile of blankets in the back. It was a cool vibe.

The overshare is enough to make them leave me alone

Women are the problem, boys will be boys (who cannot control their urges)

Yes, the ultimate luxury symbol: acres and acres of lush green lawn.

It’s not victim blaming, any more than it’s victim blaming to suggest that leaving the key in your your unlocked car

Well, it was way back then—old white guy here

Becoming incapacitated or passing out at a party is risky, stupid behavior for a woman

The smell is amazing: grapefruity.

The smell is amazing: grapefruity.

OMG THEY ARE JUST GAL PALS AND POSSIBLY COUSINS

requiring a specific kind of professional attire that causes longterm adverse effects

10 years ago I knew a women who worked at Alexander McQueen in NYC. All female sales people were required to wear AMcQ heels on the floor. She had a medical problem with her feet (plantar fasciitis?) and couldn’t wear high heels. She sued Alexander McQueen headquarters and was allowed to wear AMcQ sneakers on the…

IKEA.

Thanks. I am in therapy. It doesn’t seem to be helping. :/