She’s going to be at Red Rocks in August and I sooooo want to go but tickets are $125 on resale and I’m sadly unemployed.

I’ve seen Donita around town at shows over the years. Time has been cruel to her. Put on some sunscreen girl.

Thank you. In case anyone forgot why Clarence Thomas is a creepy asshole, behold:

No shit. I’m fascinated by cults. Here’s an interesting doc on Jonestown:

Full Circle is not a cult. They’re just an intentional spiritual community with a charismatic leader

I love sunburst pleats and caplets.

Send it.

Ask if they can pass the potatoes via text.

Bit Bit stand back. Shania did it better, 20 years ago.

I really hope Alexis got away from her toxic mom. Thirsty former lingerie model / stage mom, surrounded by cameras, cloaked in fake spirituality, cantaloupe Juicy velour track suits: no wonder Alexis had a drug addiction.

how does one go about finding a good tailor?

:::slow clap:::

Really wants to try pegging?

I’ve seen better writing in SkyMall catalogs.

coked up Pat O’Brien leave voicemails

could someone tell me who writes good sex scenes?

FYI that video was directed by Gregory Dark of the infamous Dark Brothers fame.

Um, yeah. I don’t think most men regard A2M as an ‘empowering’ sexual activity for their girlfriends.

this video is why I will never understand the fondness for A 2 M

He’s never able to articulate the facts well enough for me to follow what the hell he’s talking about