"Where do I go to meet people? What do I do?"

That's not fair at all. I know the difference between basic attraction and lust.

If a women is talking to you, making direct eye contact, perhaps even laughing at your jokes, that doesn't mean she wants to sex you.

Assuming a woman likes me is the simplest way for my stupid man brain to be aware that 'Holy shit, this may be my chance. Act cool and don't blow it.'

I would love some detail on where I went wrong.

As a dude it makes you think about how on-guard women must be around single men in most other situations.

We're just being ourselves, without the armor we usually have to wear to discourage most men from taking everything we say & do as sexual interest.

Most of us don't get to talk to women much, and when we do it is in situations where genuine friendliness isn't something you'd expect.

Like if I referred to the female restroom, or the female locker room

Because it is so hard to find a female who is attracted to us that we are forced to assume they all are just so we don't miss an opportunity.

They both look like they are trying to give Tammy Faye a run for her money.

It made me irritated rather than aroused. Like an itch or a rash you needed to scratch on your clitoris. It was horrible.

Well that's when the family walk/jog was instituted.

He said that it seemed like hardly anyone in the FDA actually knew how to properly evaluate research and thus understand when Big Pharma was jiggering the numbers.

"allergic to logic and science."

It's not about politics or religion, it's about power and control over others.

he is a mincing sociopath

was willing to give my dad a morphine overdose if he wanted it.

Trust me: the year Madonna played, Coachella jumped the shark. Precisely because she played.

That's actually kind of disturbing news.