Wut?

that's the whole problem of sexism to begin with—it disallows women from having access to the full spectrum of human experience

Whatever Madge. Peaches did it first.

Dudes just don't care about your shit as much as you care about theirs.

Uncaring and derailing. He should get extra points for the combo.

Love your name.

I actually went on a date with a guy that took Ecstasy before the date. No shit.

Years ago when my assistant and I were bored, we would make up TV shows, bands, etc. to kill the time. One of our favorites was a band called Cousin Robyn that did all Whitney Houston covers. Damn, we should have done it.

-Former Victorias Secret "Demo Diva" of the body sprays/fragrance.

They may not *feel* safe, but they *are* safe, relatively speaking.

this "giant novelty mattress check" seems a bit misdirected.

Crazy what a little definition can do to a face!

Any other dry skin havers with a recommendation for a good face wash?

Monkeys are fucking evil. I avoid them like the plague. In Ubud, Bali there is a road Monkey Forrest Road which is a big tourist attraction. So a friend is going to Bali and asks for tips /advice. Go here / go there, but what ever you do: Stay away from the monkeys. The monkeys are brazen and aggressive. They…

I've gained A LOT of weight and I already know there is going to be oodles and oodles of body-shaming by my mother

I like gorgeous landscapes, whiskey, beer, music, and tiny pubs.

and a backwoods hooker

how it's likely that other actors we love and admire are hiding something hideous

Initially I thought it was an Oprah thing: when she gives everyone a car! But you're right; everyone's laughing at the end.

can we stop calling her Mama June???