There is a reason Hemsworth and Evans could both lift the hammer. They are tied for best Chris.

It’s Beth, that’s the best you can expect from her.

The Unicorn is a CBS dramedy about a guy who’s basically the Most Perfect Man in the Whole Entire World who gets “smokin’ hot” women fawning all over him just because he has a job, takes care of his kids, seems relatively normal, and is a widower. Yes, losing a loved one is hard, but it doesn’t make you catnip for…

I once went to a museum of torture devices. One of the exhibits there was an iron maiden. I was confused that it wasn’t the band! They should sue that museum.

Day 1. Incredible trailer. 

For some reason, I heard this in Hodgman’s voice, and it fit perfectly.

Or she was into Moby, lies about her age, made out and/or fucked him a few times and now regrets it because she is so high and mighty.

Now imagine if they'd both looked about 6.

The Phantom Menace was on TV last night. Natalie Portman looked about 18, while Jake Lloyd looked about 6. And yet their characters eventually hook up and have children. Take that, Moby haters! Double standard! /s

BUELLER!!!

Exactly. Sometimes a “meh” movie is just “meh”, regardless of the social justice value.

Because apparently nowadays straight men, especially if you are white, are not allowed to have opinions on anything and if you do its wrong.

This. The CM movie was.. not bad. But not good.

Part of me thinks he swooped down, saw Dany with the sword in her chest, and just assumed the throne did it cause he doesn’t understand how swords work.

Too-honest Jon, kin of too-honest Ned, probably told him.

I love how you’re using the download count of a random video on the internet to backup your position, as if that’s indicative of anything when taken in context of the few billion men on this planet. 

Why can’t we just celebrate the inclusion of strong female superheroes without the “real heroes” language, which implies that they are somehow more heroic or positive than their male counterpoints. It may seem trivial, but language matters. It’s like the “the future is female” slogans you seen thrown around. That’s…

They are all great and badass. But they are no more “True Avengers” than any of the guys who happen to be Avengers. And if we are getting really technical very few of the actual characters, women or men, are part of the Avengers group.

Every encounter is just “here’s some dudes, shoot them.”

Two things bugged me, why didn’t Nebula or Tony explain the cost of the soul stone, they both knew what it was, and neither of them said shit.