Need to turn that home record around, great opportunity tonight vs Cubbies and their beloved hurler John Lackey.

Shoutout to Downtown Freddie Brown!

Y’all should know, Deadspin’s beloved Cardinals got away with this exact violation earlier this year. Grichuk past somebody, but umpires and other team both missed it entirely. Grichuk’s fantasy owners thank all the oblivious for their help.

Except...Realmuto didn’t make a move toward 2nd yet, kinda, and doesn’t that mean he is still on first (as in typical overrun of first)?

Just can’t get that win to get over .500. Heading to the coast for 6 needing to find that mojo.

Keep waiting for the week lag between posts, but........

Excuse me, Hazel’s name is Baker.

Have to battle Scherzer to climb above .500, tough task.

There is always this year! April is for Cub fans. Looking forward to June (coincidentally rhymes with swoon) when there are large temporal gaps in these posts.

Most shocking is the CBA itself. Panel seemed almost bemused on the topic, so y’all agreed to this?