Movie producer suit talking to car sourcing guy about vehicle choices.

Make the IDx you cowards

Enjoy your car porn.

Oh... my... God... Becky. Look at those wheels! They are so... big, it looks like one of those rap guys’ cars. But ya know, who understand those rap guys? They only drive them because, they need to fit more prostitutes, ‘kay? I mean, those wheels are so big. I can’t believe they are just so round, they are like out…

“tHe dAtEd sTyLiNg”

I disagree. Nearly half of voting Americans did the dumbest thing ever three years ago.

See, no one gave a flying fuck what the gender of your kid was people. 

There are people right now worried that they’re not going to live long enough to take delivery of their pre-ordered C8.

I think you could actually make money with this SRT4.

Why did he ask me to put cash on the dresser?

Unlike the six or seven-barred western weapons this weapon has an amazing eleven barrels.

If you haven’t owned one, I know you won’t understand, but these cars are in a category that really only belongs to... well, people who love cars.

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

Can you give up on three pedals for a tremendous automatic?

An E60 M5? He said he has $70,000, not $700,000.

See here is your problem. Your using logic. This is an Italian car, you don’t buy it because it makes sense. You specifically buy it because it does not make sense. And then you grin from ear to ear every time you turn the key and scoot down the road wth purpose to be a menice to society.

The pre-owned Fiat 500 Abarth: It’s like a roadside fried chicken place in Macon, Georgia. The sign says “chiken” crudely painted on a wood plank.

It should be called The Cleveland Steamer

2006 Dodge Neon with larger headlights.

Just doing some quick math here, assuming it’s around what they currently sell for, it’d be around $93K +TTT, so... $105K, plus some options, which means you’d likely land around $115K. Since Audi’s tend to age like a fine... uhm, bread... let’s assume it’s going to be worth $48K in 36 months.