this is a bit brutal but hilarious.

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE INTERNET. Oh well....

Good thing you blackened his face and de-invented Google.

I think David Letterman is an unfunny piece of shit.

Julia Roberts is trying so hard and not succeeding at all in being cute or funny. Cringe.

Guys! True story time, I am currently the owner of Thom’s old bike! A friend of mine does boat repairs and such for him and Thom asked him to get rid of it, ipso facto, I ended up with it. It’s pretty great to have my ass so close to the ass of musical greatness.

Hot New Trend: Aging with the passage of time! (only for dudes though)

TBH I’ve liked “dadbod” since I was in high school, & at that time it was not on dads LOL Yes, those muscley ripped Channing Tatum’s are nice to look at, but in reality I don’t really wanna snuggle with a rock. I want someone a little softer, warmer, inviting to snuggle with.

I didn’t mean in terms of physical attraction. Let me clarify. I more meant in the “As long as you’re not unhealthy, or hurting yourself or others, you’re still a good person” sense. Like i don’t want to be shamed.

Actually, I am balding. I’m also not well-endowed if we just want to get it all over with now, thank you very much.

perhaps I am a humorless jerk who finds no jokes about physique funny ever, but I just get depressed by all of this. Yes, the way in which culture expects women to look and be is disgusting and sad. But, and this is equally important to me as a fat guy, there are just as many negative connotations for being a fat…

I live in Europe and this shit has been around for a significant amount of time. It’s all crap, like most H&M stuff, although bargains are to be had, of course. Kind of surprised this is an actual story....unless Jezzie is being paid for it.

And that’s the incorrect part. It needs to be “Mi” if it’s going to be first, not mia.

(1) What is going on with your toes that you assume everyone else’s are disgusting?

Or.....you could stop being self righteous and instead advocate for the fair treatment of workers in the beauty industry. Or do you think all services that involve paying someone to do something you can do on your own to be exploitative? Should I just buy “Plumbing for dummies” to fix my kitchen sink? Fix my own air…

You’re somewhat ridiculous. I doubt the people who do manicures and pedicures feel dehumanized for having to do someone’s nails. It’s a way to make money and earn a living and there is plenty of dignity in doing honest work. But yes - go on about how you would never let someone else clip your disgusting toe nails, and…

Not everyone suffers in the service industry. And since the salon is owned by my friend and I know she pays her people well, I’m not gonna sweat it.

(1) What is going on with your toes that you assume everyone else’s are disgusting?

Hot take: Honestly, what the fuck.

Yeah, stop hiring plumbers too! No one should have to unclog your gross toilet!