Yes. The picture to me is a disturbing and horrible thing to put on instagram.

This woman is obviously dealing with mental health issues. I don’t know how I feel about taking, and then posting a picture of her on instagram.

posting her picture on instagram is strange to me?

Ok, even though Chris Brown is the WOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSTTTTTT finding a stranger in your house who has vandalized things and clearly has an innappropriate fixation on you must be terrifying as hell.

he sounds like a really nice guy???

Pretty much.

GOOD

I reread the first line 3 times before I realized you weren’t talking to god and were about to receive a holy takedown. Still good, but not biblical burn good.

While waiting at a coffee shop for my order, I watched a guy act like a complete asshole to the woman making his drink. My rage built with every word that came out of his disgusting yuck mouth, but I told myself not to make a scene at a place that my ultra conservative coworkers frequent. At some point during his…

Wow, now that's a story! Life, man...

Damn. Harsh. But probably warranted. Also, “what we did was shift around data that had no bearing on anything in the real world” sounds like a lot of jobs out there, sadly.

That’s not a burn! That’s shade!!!

Thought of another!

Ooh! I thought of a good one that was said to me. I used to smoke quite a bit of marijuana, and as a naturally chatty person it makes it tends to make me even more chatty. One time, as I took a breath after talking and talking, a friend asked me: “doesn’t your jaw ever get tired?” All my other friends who witnessed…

::Ring ring::

So... I can bring chive bread stuffing, roasted beets, steamed asparagus, mashed or scalloped potatoes or both, roasted or mashed sweet potatoes, and steamed/roasted (both is best in this case) brussels sprouts, and of course I’ll make hollandaise once I’ve arrived, to go on the asparagus. Yes okay it can go on the…

Method acting. Preparing for a military role.

I'm not sure why, but I really like that one. I don't think it would work for me, but it has a certain novelty that appeals.

Not so much a specific excuse, but throughout my working life, I have been amazed at how often the same people would be sick on Fridays and/or Mondays over and over and somehow think people didn't know they were skiving off.