As a California resident I’m annoyed by how we aren’t looking at the bigger picture, AS WELL as the individual water usage. The use of California’s water supply toward animal agriculture is over 40% greater than non-industrial use. Citing the Pacific Institute:

Only problem is having it while living in LA. Floyd Mayweather wakes up every morning in a puddle and says ‘Oh no, not AGAIN!’ and then calls up his construction company on his melting icicle-phone.

Sooooo......a pair of underwear that is in close proximity to <that what shall not be named> remains forever unclean. Does this mean that the penises that presumably enter said taboo spot also remain forever unclean?

We should also put some sort of heavy tax or license fee on pure-bred animals bought from breeders, with the money going to shelters.

No one should be allowed to breed any animals, period. There are enough damn cats and dogs on this planet to last us awhile. People who breed cats and dogs are pieces of shit.

Jesus christ. It should be illegal to own a pet that’s not spayed/neutered unless you have a license to breed your pets. I know that’s seriously unrealistic, but still. Get your fucking pets fixed.

That’s a hell of a piece of writing, Stassa.

Sometimes, when I’m driving to work, I think that I’d rather have a disabling accident than live through another week of bullshit. Not the same thing? Okay, I have nothing to offer here. Bless it, as we say here.