When it comes to the fascist indoctrination of children, we’re still lightyears behind Kim.

Your future death. You have seven days.

USA Freedom Kids sounds like the poorly translated name of a cheap Chinese GI Joe knock off

“With some candidates, I could not even get on first base. The Trump campaign stepped up,” he says, adding: “It confirmed that he knows what he’s doing.”

No one doubts his commitment to Sparkle Motion.

“USA! Everything is sunny all the time always. Beach party. Back to you, Avery.”

This would be true if either a) America was significantly less violent than the rest of the developed world or b) America was significantly less litigious than the rest of the developed world.

To be fair, I think that’s in part because it’s a woman saying this. Men seem to be this blase about their children with an ex all the time and it doesn’t really raise many eyebrows, you know?

They were both cheating drug addicts

The article’s completely skipping a part between “I did not want custody.” and “It was just, I was never going to take him...” Where Gemma Collins asked her; “You didn’t want custody?” And Angie says; “Yes, shared custody.”

A little. I’m surprised Jez is calling her out as a crazy. I really do believe she caught mick and david in bed together and then the son went with him as a kid gee wonder why?

I did watch it, the whole thing, and now I’m about to wander the neighborhood looking for someone to stab. Apparently it triggers immediate psychosis.

I’m not a parent, but I think i’d rather hear: “out getting high” over this.

Shhhh shhhhh-I brought you some koolaid in a paper cup. Drink it down, and then maybe just lay down for awhile. It'll be over soon.

My phone went into self destruct mode. I didn't even know iPhones had that function. I lost a hand, but after seeing the video what I miss most is my dignity.

On meth, it is.

Yes. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

Who is going to secure our freedom from the tyranny of off beat clapping? Certainly not Trump.

I tried to watch this but my computer starting sobbing.

If those poor little girls ever escape the cult, they're going to need so much therapy.