This is a solid plan to bring the franchise into a different time period.

I named my first car Judas because the shitbox would stab me in the back and break something every time I tried to fix something else on it.

Somehow, the publication thought it a good idea to specifically borrow a nearly concours-ready car specifically to “test that theory” and binned it.......

Cars always need work. I bought an air compressor.

BMW might get to use some Sturgill for this if they actually try to advertise...

What is the exact ratio of fake grill to real grill ?

I like to have the engine behind me, so....

Y’all remember when you could get a late 70s Ferrari for Corolla money ?

The problem with buying spine protector inserts is that you’ll basically need a different one for every jacket you have because they’ll all fit the pocket differently.

Very uncommon.

According to the census bureau a couple years ago, 𝟴𝟬 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻𝘀 live somewhere that could be considered “urban”

Your guess is as good as mine. I’m assuming it was probably advertising-related.

Correct. The worse ones.

Considering the last Vue I worked on was a 4cyl/5speed with 280k miles, I’d bet you’d be surprised. My buddy dumped it because the clutch went out literally EXACTLY a year after having everything replaced but I’m putting that down to that particular shop being completely fuckin’ inept.

I will forever refer to it as NPOCP because I am old jalop and I will continue to refuse to accept that change

Hey, I’ve got one of those. Thing bumps, too. Shame the volume knob is damn near useless in my car because the radio face is so recessed into the dashboard, though.

“take public transportation”

“You don’t need an ice scraper. If you have frost on your windshield, you can scrape it off with a credit card or a gift card...”

1. Kill Chrysler.

And in every Rolls I’ve driven of that era, that feature works.