Well... Had to go 5 years back in the archive to find this one but the title is fairly self-explanatory

1st -Must be all the reefer tourists that can’t handle all the ”medical grade” space cadet bullshit they’ve got now.

It's like getting a handy while on acid. There are worse things but there are also... Better things

Eh, I still have my first car, even if I haven’t driven it in years. I would like to rebuild it but I need space and time and the budget to make that happen and, if I started and I got under the skin and found out that the frame was done, it’s going to the scrap yard. Until then, it is what it is.

Play stupid games

Let him run a decommissioned Moto3 bike on an empty field and see what happens... Hell, plonk him on an RC390 cup bike if that’s too scary.

So, I won't be able to daily an electric Morgan any time soon? The future is bleak, my friends

I mean, I‘ve sat in a Camaro, so I do too. Shouldn't be much of a surprise

So you're telling me that I could've gotten like $300k more for my old RX-8 I sold? Dangit. I could really use $301.5k right now.

‘Member when decent Turd Gen Camaros were $1500 all day long?

I literally would never talk to my mother again after that.

Damn skippy. I’d buy a poverty spec 2WD and just add a limited slip, Android auto, and carpet instead of rubber. Best way to get that I’ve found is an F150 with the SXT kit. 2.7 EcoChooch and a belltech drop kit would do me well

I don’t smoke crack so I’d be buying a truck new. Used prices are fucking astronomical now.

Hood doodads are supposedly for the wipers at speed, if I recall correctly. Whether it makes a real difference, who knows.

Wow, a Corvette I wouldn't be ashamed of owning. Nice.

Yep. That place sucks, hard.

But that’s a real vent... Look at one that’s been driven in the rain: shit gets filthy.

I’m an American and I can’t honestly think of any American car that genuinely appeals to me, personally.

Just quit a Kia dealer over the summer because I needed to sleep at night, I know your pain and I'm sorry.

I’ve driven a London taxi, so I don’t even need to read the review to know that anything is better than what they used to be.... And the one I drove was the upmarket version.