“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

CES is really attracting a diverse crowd

He wasn’t too drunk to MANUALLY ENTER THE MULTIPLIER in the app to confirm his ride. Fuck that guy. Uber is guilty of some horrible anti-labor shit but I have no sympathy for these idiots who can’t do math.

ADHESIVE FENDER VENTS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS

So we all agree that he went out and had a copy made, right?

I appreciate the cultural sensitivity in offering the dreidel option haha.

Seriously, people.

We all dream about PITing every moron on the road, but you can’t just go and do it!

It should be noted that in Canada, the goal in selling a car is less about the money and more about making sure the next owners are real nice folks.

Give me a code reader and the internet there is nothing I can’t handle on a German car.

The Army always name their helicopters after American Indian tribes - boy did the Pawnee get screwed.

To all of you saying passing on the DY is automatically Bad - stop. Just stop.

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to…

I’ve backed off of my “All parking enforcement officers are bad people” stance. Now, it is my determination that all parking enforcement officers have chosen to become bad people voluntarily.

And cops wonder why people hate cops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet they figured out the catering arrangements before anything else.

Shitty false equivalence between an unbearable right-wing asshole who shuts down freeways for personal gain, and a military that rightfully requires people meet certain fitness standards.

I've had my sw turbo since I was 17 (20 now) and no issues here. It honestly depends on the driver.

Just don't lose it! There's no replacement for misplacement.