He lost 40lbs and shaved. Mystery solved.

A block of wood

Awesome car! One of my favorite vehicles of all time. Do you plan to do much to it beyond wheels and maintenance stuff?

Dammit, this blog is ruined for me now. Doug could be like "Hokay, I bought a Bugatti Veyron" And I'm just gonna be like. "Damn, I wish he bought a Morgan 3 wheeler."

If this is punk rock, than my girlfriend is Johnny Ramone.

It's sort of sad, and I know we need them, but it's sad to see emissions regulations killing high horsepower NA motor development.

Remember how in the 90's Japanese cars were really interesting? Toyota had the MR2 and the Supra, (Some occasionally awesome things with the Celica too.) Nissan had three really nice sports cars, the 240sx/silvia, 300zx/fairlady, and the arguable king of Japanese cars, the Skyline. Mitsubishi had Evos and the 3000gt…

10:1 they have some really interesting stuff to say about a certain presidents birth certificate.

This is what my sexting game has been missing for years. The awkward moment where you know it's on, but you have to pick a vagina euphemism. 50% chance of panic attack at least.

I wonder if there is some way to integrate target designation from a UAV with the firing computers in a boat like this. A few of these and a predator could be a really effective combat tool. Sadly, the US will never adopt a weapon system that makes as much sense as this does. Why launch mortar shells when you can blow…

Well this is awkward.

I just came here to make a gallons per mile joke.

That Rat nest should have been discovered while completing the preflight checklist. It's usually birds nests you are looking for, but same idea.

Those clamshell doors are going to be a real pain in the ass when you are under fire and trying to take cover. I mean for one, imagine having to close those doors while under fire. Nothing at all to hide behind, and the door has to be wide open, exposing the entire interior just to get in and out. How do you even…

Weed just cannot be treated in the same way as alcohol. Sure, someone who just ate an edible or took a dab may want to sit tight for awhile, but weed is just not that dangerous for drivers. Especially if you smoke a lot. I played Rugby all throughout college. During several of my best matches, I was stoned. It slowed…

You say storm troopers helmet like it's a bad thing.

Except that it's powered by "Lasers"

And all the goodies associated with it's 725 HP mill like supercharger, exhaust, engine internals, etc... And a new Carbon fiber and leather interior with top of the line adjustable Recaros. And brand new fully adjustable independent front and rear suspension. And brand new 15" Brembo GT brakes. And new 21" wheels. …

This is Jezebel. Well thought out arguments take a backseat to blind reactionary rage.

Perhaps I'm not stupid enough to understand this, But can anyone tell me what the purpose of the duck costume is?