Really bad suit. It's also definitely not the same suit he was wearing in that picture on Easter, as that one actually fit him.

Hey Ford, you know what would be really zany... A 325 HP AWD Fiesta RS. I would move to Europe for that. Yeah, America is cool and all, but we don't have a 300 HP Fiesta with AWD...

I want to go to there

This whole article is just Ughhh. You see when white people rap, it's cultural appropriation and bad. White and black Americans should never be able to find any cultural common ground, as that is racist. If you are friends with black people you are racist for appropriating friendship.

It sort of looks like some monster is eating most of a non extant Pt cruiser hard top convertible.

It looks very, uhhh, "New money."

This is exactly what I figured happened too.

I just want a Zonda R... Nothing special. What's a few extra million amongst people with too much money anyway...

Are we worried about portraying negative stereotypes about gangs now? Or are you implying that because it's a gang style photo that it has to be a minority group being parodied? Because that's actually "hella racist" too. white people are in gangs too bruh.

Mortars and rockets are both technically missiles. As are bullets and throwing spears. A missile is an object propelled with force towards another object. Colloquialism describes missiles now usually as guided rockets with a warhead, but a mortar is also technically a missile, even though a mortar is almost nothing…

Variation from average speed is key. Average speed is determined as the rate of speed graded on a mean scale amongst drivers for a particular road. Driving a speed that is different from the average speed of traffic is what is dangerous, not driving fast. In fact, as the chart illustrates, driving slower than the…

It's going to suck baaaad. just cashing in on the fans with a huge piece of shit. Guaranteed.

Jezebel won't stop until every representation of a human is so obese that they appear androgynously blob esque by default. Fuck the gender binary, we are all just members of blob kind.

I assume they just let you folks write whatever? Why are there no fat Legos? Is it fatophobia? Why can't we as a country come together and glorify obesity more???

Corinth is famous for its leather!!!!

Who cares if he actually raped anyone or not. He is guilty of structural privilege. He's just asking for a rape accusation.

OH MY GOD. I'VE DISCOVERED A NEW PARADOX. What will Jezebel do if some nutcase claims Ryan Gosling raped her? Maybe explode?

Guys, it really doesn't matter if he didn't do it this time. In Jezebel world, men are either rapists or Ryan Gosling. To claim otherwise is just derailing the conversation and making oneself a rape apologist. I'm honestly surprised Jezebel didn't start with some kind of rape conspiracy theory. Maybe Oberst got to…

Because, you know, boobs.

I hate that that is all I wanted from this article, but I still thank you none the less.