This is the saddest, most depressing thing I have ever read.

I'm honestly confused as to HOW they made a website look that bad. All the technology required to do that is long obsolete.

Yeah, I'm poor as shit (for an American) and this made me laugh. Most students are poor, and we readily admit it. When I saw the Jezebel post on twitter I was kind of hoping they would be all "Hey lighten up." But obviously I still don't know Jezebel. All you after school special social justice warriors need to take…

Soccer is a sport that requires you to be at peak condition, in order to run for two 45 minute periods straight a match. But you also have to be incredibly strong in order to shrug off tackles and rocket balls 40 yards down the pitch into the net. Every pro soccer player is built like fucking Adonais.

Wow, that girl looks like all of my OKCupid matches.

That's exactly what happens when some reddit social justice warriors think one of their own has been wronged. You can troll the social justice kids into believing anything and then manipulate them into destroying anyone. Seen it done a million times. they are eager little drones. It's like what Walt Disney wanted you…

All I have to say is, Thank god for Rape shield laws.

God, who knew horny 15 year old me was an artist???

That's why I said -one of- the most sexually desirable women in the world. What I'm here talking about is not some 1-10 or top 100 rating, I'm talking about a subjective desirability. I would rather sleep with my girlfriend than Kate Upton, but my girlfriend doesn't have youtube videos with 20 million views that are…

Of course she is distracting, as a guy if you are going to bed each night with one of the most sexually desirable women in the world, you will be a bit distracted by that and it will influence your behaviors. I don't know if they are, but no one should be saying it's her fault. It may be because of their relationship,…

Did the name "Kill all white people" not alert you to anything?

"31-year-old girlfriend from a mental health facility" Jesus dude. thats how, she's crazy. Have fun. Hopefully she won't OD on your moms oxy while you drive all three in your van with no AC to detroit. It's like "National Lampoons Vacation: Meth Edition"

These things cannot be comfortable. WOMEN OF THE WORLD, REVOLT! WEAR NOTHING!

the sun. supercharger stations are solar powered.

A battery swap station is certainly a nice concept for a consumer, especially when you consider how much a battery pack costs to replace when it goes bad...

I really want a Genesis, but I'm sure it would be the death of me. And to the plastic engine covers, exactly. I remember back when nice cars actually just had nice valve covers.

If you are getting rid of the armor package that provides low altitude survivability, what the hell is the autocannon for? So many confusing choices here. We have plenty of planes that can drop expensive bombs, we have only a handful that can perform highly mobile artillery strikes. Sometimes I wonder if the USAF is…

I'm sorry, but maybe if you are hideously obese you should be looking at something else in your life besides your body to define your beauty. Sure she can show that picture to prove... something, not sure what, but that doesn't mean her body is beautiful. Not everyone is a winner, we don't all get trophies. If she is…

I met a girl on OkC a few months ago who kept asking me to come inside her and not use a rubber. It was a bit off putting. I'm very pro-protection, and anti having kids, so I broke it off with her shortly after.

I've wanted to buy a nicer car used for awhile, but I do all repairs myself, and I just don't want to deal with the PITA that comes with most higher end cars. I mean honestly, why does your engine need plastic covering it? Isn't that what a hood is for?