Armored car: made to move itself around without getting hurt
Tractor: made to bend nature to the will of man

Tractors aren’t bulletproof... I think this would have had a very different ending in the USA.

By all means I certainly wish a long and trouble-free future from your vehicle - but you cannot judge a vehicle’s long-term reliability on its first 15,000 miles.

So, really, #1 should just be “People who are Doug DeMuro”

Pictures of Doug should have been used for 3, 6 and 10.

15 thousand miles?! Slow down, you’re using up all the fancy too fast.

3 reasons to never pity Doug