Nintendo makes children’s games and sells them like they’re a vital and dwindling resource.

Nintendo really knows how to make it feel so fucking good to steal from Nintendo.

Metroid Prime:

How many Xboxes have YOU sold in Japan?

Is that first animation not right out of the Dick Pikachu movie? It’s as if Gamefreak didn’t realize mime gags were on the table until now. Wild how long they’ve cruised on such minimal effort.

Is it a surprise if it should be expected?

Better than I expected, but worse than I hoped. Far too modernized.

Nah, that’s whack. 

What the fuck are you on about?

I assumed it was something akin to “cunt”. Which, while too unsavory for some, is nowhere near as bad. 

I am not trying to jump down your throat, but don’t waste your time making excuses for that guy if you don’t endorse what he did.

If a kid found a plastic button and pressed it, which launched a missile strike that killed hundreds, should you condemn the kid? For all they know, it’s just another plastic toy like so many they’ve played with before. The kid doesn’t know the meaning or weight behind it. So, sometimes, yes there is a need to see the…

I’m not defending a basketball player I’ve never heard of. I’m defending the fact that it is possible to not know the meaning, or even existence of, some slurs.

I have since learned not to throw around words that I don’t know the meaning of.

And the moment in the sketch was about writing a letter to santa. Not exactly…

To be fair, I had no idea what it meant for 20+ years. It’s not one you hear much these days, luckily. I heard it once in a Stella sketch, said by Michael Ian Black, a jewish comedian (also the guy in my profile pic). And then quoted that sketch once, luckily in my own home around people who could tell me I fucked up…

Adam never asked for this redemption, but I’m sure he appreciates it.

Good to know, thanks!
And yes, I did my first playthrough of Mendoza yesterday and enjoyed it thoroughly. It’s a little bit Sapienza, a little bit Santa Fortuna. And just dang pretty.

Well shoot, that does sound pretty last-of-the-list-y.

I am playing through Hitman 3 for the first time now and have been kind of excited for the train level, so I was bummed to see it dead last - then I saw the rest of the list and the very silly order you put it in and got some relief from that.