The only way to win at social media is to stay off social media.

I heard wait a year till they work out the kinks. Like, electrical gremlins that leave you stranded kind of kinks.

OR Tavarish method. Wait 8 years buy used off some guy named Doug for 1/4 original MSRP. Taadaaa

Getting ready to catch many, many Yungoos for this event. They are a great, great Pokemon, they really are. Its true.

I will build a wall, trust me, I will, full of Yungoos to make Wonder Trade Great Again. It will be ‘uge.

I worked on the design of the carrier playset when I had to honor of working as a designer at Galoob. The best place that I ever worked.

It’s not a real Micro Machines commercial unless this guy says it is.

NP.

A man with no limits.

Hey yokels, enjoy getting fucked in the ass:)

Well, I think it depends a little on your gender and orientation, but you’re fine. Creating an OKC account doesn’t obligate you to give anyone your time, but if you wouldn’t mind giving a bit of it anyway, a quick “I don’t think we’re a good fit, but good luck!” can be kind and helpful. Unless you’re talking to a…

If I was expected to answer every message I get on an online dating site, I’d never have time to do anything else. I know that sounds like a humblebrag, but 1) it’s true and 2) I can’t get a boyfriend to save my life so let me have this one.

Try comparing it to other places with a drive-thru

Have you actually seen one? The 2015+ WRX trunk is massive. Bigger than my old Legacy sedan and my older Accord sedan

But my 2nd grade teacher told me that I was.... Are you saying I'm NOT a special snowflake?

Left lane campers?

It doesn’t matter if you are doing 60 mph or 160 mph, if there is someone behind you who wants to go faster than you do, then move the F over.

I’ll see your Dragon Shout and raise you a phalanx of Lehman Russ tanks; don’t worry about the loose bowels you’ll likely experience soon—the rumbling of death on treads will do that to a man. ;)

It’s amazing just how much bulk that armor can add to an otherwise average human frame; the detail work is incredible, too.

That said, Imperial Guard or GTFO. Who needs two hearts, the Black Carapace, several redundant organs and genetically enhanced bulk, muscle, and reflexes when you can fight the enemies of the…