Our matchsticks will block out the sun.

Hope you're all ready, because it's

Playing a clumsy dentists?

Yoshi's Revenge!

No, brand names can always be turned plural along with the noun. Just like in "Intels processors are fast", "Toyotas cars are fugly", "Apples iphones are selling fast"....

Well, this will be interesting for the "Master Race" crowd because the Steam Machine is a console. Well, it kind of blurs the line a little, but it's more or less a console.

X button is love. X button is life.

No love for the X button?!?! For shame...

I knew I was doing something wrong.

I expect to see this streamed live on the front page of Kotaku within the week.

Slight modification.

In a special edition of ET, Spielberg removed the guns and replaced them with phones.

Or, how about, don't impose your restricted values on other people, and let them do and celebrate however they damn well want.

Way to read the very first sentence of the article.

No ads, no ads, a few ads, ads on the front page, ads plastered everywhere.

I've been playing video games for almost two decades, and I never knew I was supposed to hate and loathe Nintendo.

I guess I'm not a gamer.

Coming here just to see if it's either Yes or No, I have to say a Not Yet is probably the worst grade Kotaku can give a game.