We can also press X to Jason. Really, pressing X allows us to do anything.

Never knew all I had to do was press X to hack everything. This changes everything.

Watch_Dogs told me to hold down a button on my phone and now I have Bill Gates's bank account.

All I want is Infamous. My body is ready, my mind is ready, my PS4 is ready. It comes out 2 days before my birthday so my wife has to buy it for me.

Just wait until they can do the same:
"We will now test how your brain can come up with dirty tactics now that the room is flooded with deadly neurotoxins."

Welp, I feel better now! Cookies for all!

Nicely done sir!

And succeeded.

My personal favorite.

God, won't you people stop?

It has a campaign?

My roommate's mom punched your roommate's mom in the mouth, broke the laptop over her head, and took the $18697 to spend it on a new 4K TV and some cocaine. SUCK IT!

Spam like this makes me wanna xurl.

This just in: The mobile gaming landscape is still primarily filled with low quality, shitty ripoff games making tons of money because they have a completely uneducated consumer base that is easily duped.

I wish Kotaku had a Question of the Day.

I did that with my newborn son. Apparently, he's not mine.

No, it has a future.

Our matchsticks will block out the sun.

Hope you're all ready, because it's