Buchanan and Hunter S. Thompson were good friends. Buchanan is the type of person who seems to have a good sense of humor and doesn't take himself too seriously.

Sir, as a Cincinnatian, I take offense to your statement. We have plenty of meth, booze and gambling here.

NPD: Nazi Peoples' Disease?

Unfortunately, that is what Trump and his supporters - including Fox News and the other right wing outfits - have done. They scream "fake news" at everything they don't like - true or not - and then people hear that so often they do start questioning if something is fake news no matter how legit it sounds. It's a page…

Ewa Sonnet.

I don't know how but I'm guessing this was just some scam for him to make even more money.

Only one problem: She's not blonde. Although that can be fixed.

She looks like Anne Hathaway.

I mad an appearance at senior prom then some of my friends came over and sampled my parents' liquor cabinet. One got pretty wasted and I ran into his mom at church the next day. She said he wasn't feeling well enough to go to church and I pleaded ignorance.

I was playing pool with a buddy in this dive bar on New Year's Eve once back in the 80s - I think it was before "Take My Breath Away" - and they were on the TV and it looked like a live sex show. It had to have been HBO or Showtime but I've never been able to verify it through IMDB or anywhere else.

Better yet, put up a fake one - like paiper mache - and say it's a "confederate" statue.

Also, never promise crazy a baby.

The Ramones.

Also pharmaceutically. Allegedly.

It would be but my guess is that he's already seen it. All the best to him.

That was a good show but it went a little too far on the flashbacks.

And attorneys' fees.

Julie wasn't so bad. She was cute and although she wasn't great like Tami, she was a teenager and her behavior seemed pretty consistent with that of an actual teen.

The Soup Nazi would like a word with you.

Eh, give it a few more years.