‘Hockey wisdom’ used to hold up as fact that a player hit his peak at 27-28, that that was a player’s prime, but actually, simple research shows that in terms of production, 22-24 is the age when a player peaks.

Drew’s Mom:

If Ley’s mom doesn’t present Ass Team of the Year at the 2019 Deadspin awards it will prove life is meaningless and has no purpose.

“Aw, c’mon, your honor! So I threw a dildo. The guy next to me was yelling ‘SHIT!’ the whole game and nobody arrested him!”

Truly a crowning achievement.

For me, NOTHING beats the gold-zippered torso of Futuron:

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Darn, how could I forget this. Vegan/vegetarian DO NOT MISS: Apteka. Just go.

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

I think it’s her hairline. It looks like she’s balding.

You're not wrong.

Initial reports have PacMan avoiding the confrontation, grabbing something to eat, and then seeking out his attacker.

I read this as “Bumblebee’s taint” at first and honestly, you missed an opportunity.

For me it’s the Uncharted series. I don’t think Nathan Drake is a great protagonist, the stories have been lackluster, and the gameplay nothing special. The Tomb Raider reboots have been better than the Uncharted games in every way. I wish Naughty Dog would make something else, I’d be down for a new Jak and…

*Pbbt!* Prop comic!

nice.

“Now that’s a save percentage I can get behind!”
~Rob Gronkowski

Nice

Hey, Jared fucks. This isn’t the only female that he can connect with.

Doctor Strange has clearly used the Time Stone before Thanos got it.