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The greatest irony will be to watch the last Canadian team get its ass kicked in the final by Nashville, while our letter writer (the not-bitter Habs fan) watches P. K. Subban win the Conn Smythe.

That seems fishy but I do think Tim Salmon also improved after age 25.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Oh, come on now. Driving around the Atlanta area can’t be that bad.

Also, I think it would be great if Sequoia turned out to be like 5'7".

Not a fan of either team, but I can’t help but think that Oshie’s penalty was just karma for him doing the exact same thing to Bonino in the playoffs last season:

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

Yeah sorry but that’s not an ejection. Incidental contact on someone who fell into him.

Also, how the fuck is Alyssa not the #1 Milano in the ranking? The fuck kinda bullshit is this?

SVP is the anti-Berman. ESPN lucked the fuck out the day they hired him. Not saying he was always great - it took him some time to grow into what he is now - but damn if he isn’t the best part of the network for the past several years.

Counterpoint: Cancer researcher dying of cancer.

But what if you have a really shitty deathbed? I be a few people might think, “man, one or two more shifts and this thing could’ve been a lot more comfortable”

More evidence of the patriarchy...why isn’t there a peternity leave for women?!

So, how many sports writers who were furious that Yoenis Cespedes played golf during the playoffs and drove a nice car to spring training will try to give a pass to Bumgarner because he’s a good ol’ Country Boy?

“Heat Check” and “Fam”? Fuck, I’m getting old. This doesn’t even seem like English anymore. Just put me out to pasture, already.

Mohammed Love is my favorite islamic male porn star.

This is basically the right appraisal of Rooney, I think. There are no non-assholes who own NFL teams, but he was less of an asshole than most of them.

No, adult REM cycle is Document, Green, Out of Time, Automatic for the People, Monster, New Adventures in Hi-fi, pretend to forget about Up, go back to Document