Yeah sorry but that’s not an ejection. Incidental contact on someone who fell into him.

Also, how the fuck is Alyssa not the #1 Milano in the ranking? The fuck kinda bullshit is this?

SVP is the anti-Berman. ESPN lucked the fuck out the day they hired him. Not saying he was always great - it took him some time to grow into what he is now - but damn if he isn’t the best part of the network for the past several years.

Counterpoint: Cancer researcher dying of cancer.

But what if you have a really shitty deathbed? I be a few people might think, “man, one or two more shifts and this thing could’ve been a lot more comfortable”

More evidence of the patriarchy...why isn’t there a peternity leave for women?!

So, how many sports writers who were furious that Yoenis Cespedes played golf during the playoffs and drove a nice car to spring training will try to give a pass to Bumgarner because he’s a good ol’ Country Boy?

“Heat Check” and “Fam”? Fuck, I’m getting old. This doesn’t even seem like English anymore. Just put me out to pasture, already.

Mohammed Love is my favorite islamic male porn star.

This is basically the right appraisal of Rooney, I think. There are no non-assholes who own NFL teams, but he was less of an asshole than most of them.

No, adult REM cycle is Document, Green, Out of Time, Automatic for the People, Monster, New Adventures in Hi-fi, pretend to forget about Up, go back to Document

He got the shot off real fast, like a Kessel-type actual sniper. It was legit.

At work so can’t whip one up myself, but patiently waiting for “pretty ass-goal” pics.

Tonight - Canadiens @ Red Wings

I just removed your stars. Just because, no reason. You seem like a nice person, sorry about that.

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

Double HAHAHAHAHA -IOC

Illinois: New York? No. Chicago hates NYC, but the rest of Illinois doesn't give a fuck about NYC and the whole of Illinois doesn't give a fuck about the large state of New York.
And most Chicagoans hate Wisconsin more than they hate NYC, so I'd say N. Illinois hates Wisconsin. S. Illinois hates Missouri.