C'mon, everybody knows that the loud farts pass around the turd, and the silent ones pass through the turd, and are therefore stinkier.

I would rather have quick then pretty

Insult the average New Yorker's pizza: "RAGE RAGE RAGE WHARRRRBARGL"

Depends. Lou Malnati's is the best if you eat meat (how does one top the sausage patty?), and Bacino's is the best vegetarian.

Plus helps get the undesirables to leave the party faster........

You could also substitute a bit of lemon juice.

I seriously thought that said Yam at first, and couldn't understand the fascination with potatoes. ...

This of course begs the related question: have you ever switched the TP orientation at a friend's house because they got it wrong?

Both.

Vote: Xbox 360 Controller

Why: I know there's a big debate over Xbox vs PS controllers, but the Xbox controller has always been my favorite. Its curves fit perfectly into my hands, its buttons depress very far and have a satisfying "click" to them, and it's control sticks are very comfortable. Some people have…

If a woman wants to offer to pay, that's her prerogative. That said, when the check arrives, I pick it up with the full intention of paying. If someone else offers to pay part of it, or all of it, we can have that discussion then. But I will always reflexively pick up the check on anything even remotely resembling a…

If you're a man, and you answered anything other than "pay it", you're doing it wrong.

How about just saving a healthy portion of your income, and then do whatever the fuck you want? Life's short. Stop saving all your pennies for a retirement that might never happen (you could die tomorrow). Buy those shoes, take that vacation, etc.

Well, it's true for my car, 2004 Jetta. Weird thing is, it doesn't have the arrow. I don't know if newer (or older) Jettas have the arrow. I've seen it on other makes though.

A fan. I don't know about others but I have to have a fan running when I'm going to sleep. Because the fan is familiar and constant, it helps keep me from getting disturbed by noises that would otherwise be jarring if I had silence for a background.

I had a sleepless night recently that bothered me so much that I vowed to change. This is what I do now to ensure a good night's sleep:

Electrical tape? Window-tinting film? Post-It notes?

I have a colleague who has been in the same IT position for 11 years. He got an associates degree and immediately started with a decent paying job. Since then he's inched up slowly. I completed my bachelors and got a masters and I've surpassed him in less than half the time.

It's the radiation!