Where’s the “White Dudes Make Fun Of Shitty Movies” category?  There’s about 100,000 nominees to choose from.

I wish he would write some songs about California.

The Cardinals have a long standing tradition of bringing in washed up Steelers.

Thot provoking interview from Ellen.

“Jaguars games are the only ones televised in the Bad Place because they suuuck!”

My dad is an old school “act like you’ve been there” dudes. Me, I think that shit is hilarious.

Massively underrated comment

Bortles isn’t a failed QB, he’s pre-successful

Is that girl a boy?

Kevin Smith, hired at one point to write a Superman movie for Peters, tells a pretty amazing story about the things that Peters wanted to put in the movie.

And this is what he sounds like after eating a big bowl of gumbo:

I like her, but not the biggest loss of the core cast.

Fine, I’ll go get ready for work then.

Huh.  Everything I’ve seen about this movie screams “flaming dumpster fire.”  Now I’m kinda intrigued.

I’m okay with tipping, but man would I prefer a haggling culture.

So when does Sony realize that they have no idea what they’re doing and just hand the reins over to Marvel to make the damn movies themselves?

*votes “let them all die”*

All they needed was a defense, an offense, and some rule changes.

Don’t be Tatooine, don’t be Tatooine...

That must’ve been very deflating for him.