Ugh, this poll reminded me that Illinois has a football team.

10 minutes?  That long?

+1 “tough guy”

England is the England of soccer.

Look, I just came to this coffee shop for a pour over and to work on my Spotify playlist.  Can you, like, ask someone else?

+200 and a cherry.

Yeah, because his kid wears a beanie.

I like your site because the firewall at work doesn’t block it.

Are...are you allowed to give out A+’s?

It was a nice, breezy, and kinda stupid rom-com.  Fun watch.

The Catholic Church is the OG PR firm.

I read the descriptions of the characters until you got to the humans because who could give a fuck?  Also, Peter Cullen’s teeth are yellower than Bumblebee’s paint.

Pennsylvania? If you’re in the Pittsburgh area, Arsenal sells a lot of dry styles that taste amazing. Their Picket Bone Dry is delicious.

My wife and I went to go see Incredibles 2 last night.   It was OK, but kinda immediately forgettable.

As dumb as the premises is, it actually did look pretty funny.   This is prime Netflix material.

Did it have a girl doing an uneven bar routine and kicking a velociraptor in the face?  If not, no sale.

Now if Chris Pine gets paired up with Chris Hemsworth, that would be SUPER complicated for both of them.

What’s the best way to get off a conference call when you have to take a dump? Particularly when it’s about to end but then some asshole says something that’ll surely keep it going for another 15 minutes.

When I drink it, it’s Skinny Boy wine.

IHObble in there drunk.