I read the descriptions of the characters until you got to the humans because who could give a fuck?  Also, Peter Cullen’s teeth are yellower than Bumblebee’s paint.

Pennsylvania? If you’re in the Pittsburgh area, Arsenal sells a lot of dry styles that taste amazing. Their Picket Bone Dry is delicious.

My wife and I went to go see Incredibles 2 last night.   It was OK, but kinda immediately forgettable.

As dumb as the premises is, it actually did look pretty funny.   This is prime Netflix material.

Did it have a girl doing an uneven bar routine and kicking a velociraptor in the face?  If not, no sale.

Now if Chris Pine gets paired up with Chris Hemsworth, that would be SUPER complicated for both of them.

What’s the best way to get off a conference call when you have to take a dump? Particularly when it’s about to end but then some asshole says something that’ll surely keep it going for another 15 minutes.

When I drink it, it’s Skinny Boy wine.

IHObble in there drunk.

In 4th grade, a 3rd grader was picking on a girl in his class, so I confronted him. He kicked me in the dick (it bruised up real bad).

I recently started playing Beyond Divinity and I knew that I’d like it, but the early part of the game really pissed me the hell off.

I tried to like Uncharted 1 so many times but I could not stand it on the least.

You’re talking about cable and not Fios, right? With Fios you can just run an ethernet cable straight from the ONT box to your wifi router. Likely Verizon will need to turn the port on for you.

You’re talking about cable and not Fios, right? With Fios you can just run an ethernet cable straight from the ONT…

Topics at brunch in Devon:

Ask Ottawa how well they played without a goalie.

In NHL finals, puck slaps you!

I’ll say it now. There is NO WAY the Caps lose against Vegas.

Great coverage, but mine hangs periodically and needs rebooted. Their firmware updates have been a bit iffy in the past. Not a good look for a $300+ router.

Great coverage, but mine hangs periodically and needs rebooted. Their firmware updates have been a bit iffy in the…

My wife and I are off travelling the country in our motorhome.

As a fat tennis player, I can tell you that drop shots work!