Last December, I watched my MAGA-loving relatives sit down to watch the beginning of a football game just to see if someone kneeled. When some players did, they yelled and made a show out of turning the game off.

We had an email storm a couple years back. Once it started dying down, I added a late “Did you mean to send this email to me?” reply all just to stir the pot. Got a good number of replies to that one.

I don’t really care for regular pandas, but a mega-panda that got his MD? That’s a vote worth casting.

And lo, there were enough taters for all fans to feast on that day.

Nope. Oh, wait, yes. Shit.

Taking away points is boring (runs, TDs, goals, FG’s, etc.). The points should stand unless there’s a real reason not to. Err on the side of scoring, every time.

No....u?

I can’t argue with you there. If there’s one (and only one) thing that Ovechkin can win, it’s the division.

I look forward to seeing him in his next/last match.

A kid ran into the pole that holds up the swings yesterday, and you would’ve sworn by the mom’s reaction that he’d been decapitated. He was sort of stunned at first and once she freaked out he bawled like crazy.

I-L-L.

I actually have one of those Seoul plushie toys. My dad worked the games for NBC.

Today, children, were going to talk about what happens when you’re caught in a house fire.

My wife and I are worth more to the other person dead. That’s why we had to get rid of all the knives in the house.

They should’ve just leaned into it and chosen actual Pokemon.

He DL’d for our sins.

NBC’s evening coverage is the worst. Good thing they have the streams and replays.

I mean the lutz is sloppy, the solchow’s flat

Yeah, well I grew up in “Illinoise,” so I’ma go ahead and keep saying it wrong.

They only got 9 shots on Condon and scored 4 goals on him before he was yanked. Yikes.