Today, children, were going to talk about what happens when you’re caught in a house fire.

My wife and I are worth more to the other person dead. That’s why we had to get rid of all the knives in the house.

They should’ve just leaned into it and chosen actual Pokemon.

He DL’d for our sins.

NBC’s evening coverage is the worst. Good thing they have the streams and replays.

I mean the lutz is sloppy, the solchow’s flat

Yeah, well I grew up in “Illinoise,” so I’ma go ahead and keep saying it wrong.

They only got 9 shots on Condon and scored 4 goals on him before he was yanked. Yikes.

Not a hot take to Pens fans.

The concept has a lot of potential, and it was already done with a name that quite a few people recognize.

It was either Lost (before the last season so I could catch up to my girlfriend) or Deep Space 9.

I dunno, reading his response to the questions about the movie reads like every interview ever. “Oh, it was great because my co-star was so great.” “Sex scenes are weird to shoot.” etc. etc.

Steven Bradbury, the Australian speed skater who won gold when everyone else crashed out and he was behind the pack.

“I thank the NFL and look forward to my next thirty seasons.”

And in a Pens game last week, the Wild barely touched DeSmith’s skate and that goal was overturned. Even the most idiotic of the Pens fans around me thought that goal should’ve been good.

That year, Philips debuted its Norelco Plumbicon

So will the Echo Show automatically schedule a doctor’s visit when it sees you have a weird rash?

“Playing Yellow, by Coldplay, on Amazon Music.”

No kicking of any kind. It’s high time we took the foot out of football.

The Pens did something similar against the Wild last night. Chased Dubnyk out in the 2nd.