No thanks, I’m fine with imagining that the Ravens will suck forever.

Meanwhile, the hardworking diesels toil across Sodor, as the steamies look on with disgust and disdain.

Needs puffy paint and a terrible cat picture.

Needs puffy paint and a terrible cat picture.

I got the Mega Man collection and it’s practically unplayable with a wireless Xbox One controller. As much as I like the controller, it’s simply not precise enough for those games (lag, dropped inputs, etc.)

Easily one of the top ten swamp cities in Northeast Florida. 

I stopped off a Caybrew when driving around Grand Cayman. Their tanks are outside in the middle of the sun and heat of the Carribean. I asked the brewer about it and he said that’s how the place looked when he bought it from the last brewery that folded.

Or just repeat all four episodes on each show’s Netflix page. It’s not like any of these episodes are tied to any particular show.

Just piss in the corner.

The throne room in my master bedroom is laid out like that (minus the urinals). I feel like a god while I’m standing up there.

He can’t even be elite at sucking.

Screencapping tweets and sending out by e-mail? Is this “google flack” really just your dad?

I have one of these and it works well. Installation was a bit of a pain because my receptacle box was a bit small and this receptacle is very bulky.

I have one of these and it works well. Installation was a bit of a pain because my receptacle box was a bit small…

He can eat all the donuts.

Untrue.

You’ve written a 3-point rebuttal comment about a news item about a golf tweet. Is this what you want to be doing with your life?

#TeamHotdog

God help you if you’re going back to Philly on the PA turnpike on Sunday, especially if there’s any kind of snow. You’ll be stuck for hours after a couple of pileups.

My Brother, My Brother, and Me and The Adventure Zone are the same people. So if you like the humor in one, you’ll probably like the other one, too.

“You crashed your jet ski into a manatee?”

I have my Echo dot connected to a JBL bluetooth speaker. Works great and cost a lot less than $230.