Weeden—and not, say, a younger quarterback who actually played or started last year, and whose skill set and scheme experience would be a closer match for the offense run by Mariota.

Maybe even love.

Yeah, but is he fighting a bunch of Italian bros at 2:00 AM in Old Town?

We used pull-ups. That way we weren’t lying to her about getting rid of her diapers, we just had undies and “big girl training pants.”

Best guess: he won a bet.

Nah, he had an extra life so they kept playing.

Steve Johnson is the fourth-best American in men’s tennis.

Why in the hell would you run the Wildcat with Jay Cutler as your QB?

No, no, no. This is the Internet. Fans can’t be more than one thing. Either they’re all racist conservatives or none of them are. There’s no spectrum.

KEEP HOLDING!

Don’t worry about Jon Hamm.

Why can’t they just hate Macklemore because he sucks?

+1 didgeridoo, koala!

What do you bet these are the same people who bitched when Baltimore removed the Confederate monuments a month ago?

Alexa, heat up water

Alexa, heat up water

Doesn’t count, not below the belt.

So was Ray saying “Christ Tops Everything?”

I watch it while I’m eating my Honey Nut Wheat Circles cereal.

Split personalities.