Alexa, heat up water

Alexa, heat up water

Doesn’t count, not below the belt.

So was Ray saying “Christ Tops Everything?”

I watch it while I’m eating my Honey Nut Wheat Circles cereal.

Split personalities.

Two people.

“I am embarrassed at this. I want to apologize. I was frustrated and angry at the Steelers not standing for the anthem. ... This had nothing to do with my fire department. I regret what I said.”

“Nah, nah, nah...it’s TRICKY to rock a rhyme.”

I’ll never know what happened to Darien Lambert from Time Trax, and that’s super sad.

Mitch Williams. The Wild Thing. I bet he’s a real asshole now.

Chase it with an Old Style

[Update]: Morrissey has cancelled his entire tour.

I’m not lucky enough to have that excuse. My daughter is 2 and my wife owns my balls. So of course I’m getting out of the car to go get the fucking bottles.

Totally reasonable response. I usually just throw them right in the recycling just to have my wife yell at me for throwing them out. So, back into the cabinets they go to not be used for another 6 months.

Why Your Team Sucks articles, nothing.

Like team tennis where they play music between points and have a rowdier crowd. I’m all for that!

Count the number of bartenders with mustaches.

There might be a bee up there!

As long as he gets thrown at in the next game so he can learn respect for the unwritten rules.

I’m not a huge college football fan (4 seasons of Illini football will do that to you) but the Army/Navy game I went to a few years back was awesome.