Count the number of bartenders with mustaches.

There might be a bee up there!

As long as he gets thrown at in the next game so he can learn respect for the unwritten rules.

I’m not a huge college football fan (4 seasons of Illini football will do that to you) but the Army/Navy game I went to a few years back was awesome.

Now that you mention it, why isn’t Medusa or Black Bolt in this game?

Yeah, I’m not sure this is a Fox thing; Marvel’s had the rights to using the X-Men, Fantastic Four, and Spider-Man characters in games before.

From the videos I’ve seen it seems fun to play, but man is it really, really ugly looking.

Tom Brady’s the greatest quarterback in history, but he’s not exactly the coolest guy around.

“Good for him.” -Mike Krukow

Usually, scoring a 69 just gives you a crick in your neck.

And blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Tim.

“Gotta keep that human element in the game” is the go to excuse. Dubious.

It’s made of cardboard and you play it on a table. Board game.

My wife never closes tabs. Then, when I log into my account on the computer, it drags like a mofo. People have gotten divorced for less.

Puzzles.

Enchanted Castle was the shit.

In Soviet Russia, Zach Braff gives boner to you!

+1 from “Crime Dog” Fred McGriff

It’s a minor annoyance in either direction. Better than having to go to Blockbuster or sit through commercials.

Fuck that, let me mainline my show without having to fast forward through the credits, go a few seconds too far, hit the exact right moment, have the picture come up but miss a couple seconds of sound while that buffers, then go back into the final few seconds of the intro and THEN watch my show.